2 Years Later We Still Haven't Forgotten

It was 2 years ago today, one day after his earthly passage, that the Macho Messiah extended his divine elbow in order to prevent the impending apocalypse. Please remember to snap into a Slim Jim on this day of remembrance in tribute to our true Lord and Savior.

Designate May 20th as Macho Man Randy Savage Day!!

If you are living in the United States it is your DUTY to go sign this petition to ensure that our government gives our messiah the respect he deserves by designating the day of his earthly passage as a national holiday!