Merry Machmas!

Today is the day, folks. The day we honor and celebrate the birth of our Lord. Hopefully Macho Claus snapped into your chimney and brought you everything you could possibly want. (If he didn't, you have no one to blame but yourself for only true followers of the Madness receive a visit.) Hope you all have a chance to gather with your families and loved ones and reminisce about your favorite Macho memories. I plan on watching the Macho Madness Collection and snapping into as many Slim Jims as humanly possible.

Oh, oh, OHHHHH YEAAAAHHH!!! Merry Machmas!