Our Macho Messiah has issued the following statement.
"A real man handles his own business. He doesn't send his son to do his dirty work. Last time I saw your son he turned the other cheek right into my flying elbow! DIGGIT!. That makes ME the new Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the UNIVERSE! You want a piece of me, Big Man, BRING IT! I'll take you on any time, any place and then, yes, then all your believers will have no choice but to admit that you have greatly exaggerated your powers. In the end it will be the light of Macho Madness that will triumphantly shine bigger and brighter than all the other ones over all of existence. OHHHHH YEAAAAHHH!"
God was unavailable for comment. Per usual.
oooh yeah! all hail the mighty elbow drop!
ReplyDeletea question for our priest: did you notice cmpunk praying our lord the Macho King by snapping big flying elbow drops?
DIGGIT!
ReplyDeleteI'm accessing this site via the android app. Can I suggest you add chat using something like shoutbox?
ReplyDeleteExcellent idea peon. I see potential.
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