I'll admit it. Aside from the fact that it involves our church's first Saint, this really has nothing to do with praising our Lord or spreading Macho Madness. But, it's just too damn good to NOT mention.
Only our Macho Messiah himself could have given a better sermon.
Also, in related news, it is being reported that the production guy who cut Punk's mic mysteriously passed away today. He was found dead in his backyard with an indention approximately the size of an elbow in his chest. We'll keep you posted when we find out more details.